I thought I would give you guys a selection of the best jokes sent to me over the past two weeks.
Some, I genuinely didn’t get but some are hillarious!
The Short Ones
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Who’s still together after all the shit they been through?
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It get’s toad away!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What is the tallest building in the entire world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
The Hidden Cow Joke…
Two cows got into an argument over who made the best milk. “My milk is so good the farmer milks me into a bucket made of silver and gold!” Said cow number one. “Oh yeah?” Said cow number two. “My milk comes out already homoginized AND pasturized!” A bull that was standing near by overheard them. “That’s udder bullshit!” Said the bull.
That was an udderly bad joke, sorry…..